Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Team Training

Team training
Team GB has been selected and the following riders were invited for the first training camp,
Him , Her, Her and Him,
At the end of the first training session the Top Trainer that was in charge of team training ,lined the group in front of him and and high lighted few points he would like each and every one of them to concentrate on in the next training , Him on this and she on that and her on him and Him on his left hand, his summing words were “Tomorrow 7,30 a,m in the school with out exception ready to work I don't care what I expect my team on time what ever”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Him “and what if it snows?” “7,30 on the dot”
Her “if grand ma is ill?” “be here 7,30”
Her “I don't finish teaching until 12,30 pm I will be tired” “you will be here 7.30 sharp
Him “It is Valentine tonight I might be sexually exhausted” “your horse will appreciate it that you cant pull with the left hand so hard”