Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Only sucking

During the Hickstead Premier League I could not avoid hearing the conversation between two well preserved Dressage Divas . They were having a short break during the warm up before a test . Oblivious to everyone else they were walking their horses, one on the track the other alongside her deep in conversation . No amount of the other competitors , stewards etc requesting politely or not so politely “track free please , TRACK FREEEEEEEE !!” the two of them in their own pre-test BUBBLE . Diva A. “WHERE IS Henry today (the usually in tow Dressage Husband) ? Diva B “at home doing my VAT returns “ Diva A “Lucky you my Henry only sucks “ Diva B “Staff the VAT I wished mine did more of that “