Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Looking for a publication

Looking for a publication A British Dressage member telephone the BD shop . He is looking for a publication ,which he is not sure of the name exactly , but it is about BD competition system , the aim ,structure etc. The very helpful lady from the BD shop suggest that what he is looking for is the RULE BOOK. “No! No! “ he says “I am not sure what it is called but it is a publication that explains about British Dressage , its aims , the qualifying procedure, grading of riders and horses , in a nutshell , the management of an Olympic sport by its governing body. “ Sir ! what you are looking for is the RULE BOOK , THE LATEST 2017 EDITION “ The very helpful lady from the BD shop suggest again. “ NO! NO! NO! that’s definitely not the title” , The BD member sounds a bit irate on the other side of the telephone . The very helpful lady from the BD shop pauses and then replies “ I am very CONFUSED I need some help “ “THAT’S THE ONE !! THAT’S THE ONE !!!! can I have three copies please “ the BD member shouts excitedly down the phone.