Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

What my wife says

After years of humping , pumping and thumping IN THE EFFORT OF inducing her horse to perform the much coveted movement of the piaffe , lady suckley resigned to the idea that she will have to employ a Senior trainer known for his skills in training the piaffe . There he was positioned at the rear end of her black £1.800,000 stallion and with one flick of the whip he achieved what eluded her for years . The black £1.800,000 stallion , tucked his haunches right under his body and skipped from leg to leg with the energy of a Duracell Bunny. The smile on lady’s suckley’s face got broader and broader with the danger of the makeup cracking up any minute soon. With the most sincere honest tone of voice she exclaimed “With you BEHIND me it feels divine !!” The Senior Trainer in a casual ,matter of fact, tone of voice responded “Yaaap it is also WHAT my wife SAYS “