Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.


The other day at a competition one of the young “Dressage boys” declared to all in ear shot “I AM SO F,,,, CONFUSED I DON’T KNOW WHAT I AM” . A Senior Trainer , close by , looked , laughed and said “ YOU are confused , YOU don’t not know what you ARE , take a look in the mirror , THAT will remove all doubt ”. The DRESSAGE BOY replied “ How looking in the mirror will tell me if I am Gold ,Silver or Bronze? Rider ”