Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Not negotiable

The Mrs  informed  me about her intended where about for the next few weeks,  which included an extended trip to the European Championship  and other destinations,  with the implications that  I will have to fend for my self  during her period of absence.
Among the things I will have to get accustomed to  be without  during this time  are  early  morning  tea in bed and other   marital benefits in that order of importance.
My reply was  that while she is preparing her leisure time  not to forget,  that according to the village gossip,  due to the  recent demographic changes to our rural  location , there are several female new comers to the area   that for a mere £25 and a bottle of WINE  will  love one for the whoooolllllllle  night   long .
The Mrs  gave me one of her special  looks , reserved for occasions  that one knows are  not negotiable  and said “YOU ARE NOT GIVING  MY WINE  to anybody”