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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Not warming up
Plump lady was about to warm-up Bluey the cob for the British Dressage Halt only championship , Marco de Graber her trainer was walking alongside her towards the warm-up arena, as they reached the arena Marco said “I am just going behind the bush over there ,I ll be back in no time to help you warm-up”.
As he said he was away for the total of 57 seconds and on his return to the arena watched to his horror that Plump Lady had the whole weight of her plumpness on Bluey’s back in an IN the saddle SITTING TROT like only Plump Lady can do. Her enormous BEGONIAS heaving up and down pendulating from side to side while the cob braced every muscle in his body sweating from the effort as if he had just completed an endurance race in the Arabian desert.
“PLUMP” he shouted from the top of his voice(VIZ THE German twang) “WHAT ARE YOU DOING !! ??? Not warming-up according to the scale of training , loosening and stretching the horse first !! is like having SEX without FORPLAY “
Lady Suckley , that was working in for the same competition alongside Plump Lady, heard what he said and muttered loud enough to be heard by everyone “ That’s rich coming from you Marco” with most of the females present and few Junior Trainers nodding their heads in agreement.
As he said he was away for the total of 57 seconds and on his return to the arena watched to his horror that Plump Lady had the whole weight of her plumpness on Bluey’s back in an IN the saddle SITTING TROT like only Plump Lady can do. Her enormous BEGONIAS heaving up and down pendulating from side to side while the cob braced every muscle in his body sweating from the effort as if he had just completed an endurance race in the Arabian desert.
“PLUMP” he shouted from the top of his voice(VIZ THE German twang) “WHAT ARE YOU DOING !! ??? Not warming-up according to the scale of training , loosening and stretching the horse first !! is like having SEX without FORPLAY “
Lady Suckley , that was working in for the same competition alongside Plump Lady, heard what he said and muttered loud enough to be heard by everyone “ That’s rich coming from you Marco” with most of the females present and few Junior Trainers nodding their heads in agreement.
