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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Sporting award
So our Charlotte is up for the SPOTY award and let’s hope she gets it, however there is one award Charlotte is not nominated for (and rightly so ) this is the award for the sporting athlete with highest monetary value human or beast .
After an extensive elimination process the last two contestants for this year award were the exceptional race horse Frankel and one Manchester United football player known for his hot and not always predictable temperament.
Both athletes were valued as a sporting commodity in the region of 90 to 100 million English pounds the exact figure to be determined by a panel of judges and to be revealed during a special presentation run by the BBC .
On the night, the O2 arena in London was full to capacity with members of the public , friends, relatives and others with connections to the two finalist . Clair Bobins the renowned BBC sport presenter opened the envelope and in a trembling voice informed to the eager public that “ THE winner of the 2014 most valuable sporting commodity is ! IS !! ISssssss !!!! THE ONE AND ONLY FRANKEL “ the race horse .
On the way back to Manchester there was total silence in the car of the footballer . Eventually as they pulled into Kuntsford service station Coleen his wife could not contain her emotions any longer and she turned to her husband in a reproaching tone of voice .
“I don’t know how I am going to show my face at the country club tomorrow I am so embarrassed “
The footballer “what about”
Wife “ to be beaten by a horse YOU moron”
The footballer “ He has four legs me only two!!”
Wife “ YOU told me that YOU are the most expensive sporting commodity in the world WHAT THE F,,,,,,,, (she is known for her use of the English language) this horse have more than Manchester United striker??“
“I will tell you what this horse have more than a Manchester United striker “ The footballer said in a disinterested tone of voice”
This horse get paid millions of pounds to do what you said that if you ever catch me doing YOU will remove all my BALLS including the one I play WITH.
After an extensive elimination process the last two contestants for this year award were the exceptional race horse Frankel and one Manchester United football player known for his hot and not always predictable temperament.
Both athletes were valued as a sporting commodity in the region of 90 to 100 million English pounds the exact figure to be determined by a panel of judges and to be revealed during a special presentation run by the BBC .
On the night, the O2 arena in London was full to capacity with members of the public , friends, relatives and others with connections to the two finalist . Clair Bobins the renowned BBC sport presenter opened the envelope and in a trembling voice informed to the eager public that “ THE winner of the 2014 most valuable sporting commodity is ! IS !! ISssssss !!!! THE ONE AND ONLY FRANKEL “ the race horse .
On the way back to Manchester there was total silence in the car of the footballer . Eventually as they pulled into Kuntsford service station Coleen his wife could not contain her emotions any longer and she turned to her husband in a reproaching tone of voice .
“I don’t know how I am going to show my face at the country club tomorrow I am so embarrassed “
The footballer “what about”
Wife “ to be beaten by a horse YOU moron”
The footballer “ He has four legs me only two!!”
Wife “ YOU told me that YOU are the most expensive sporting commodity in the world WHAT THE F,,,,,,,, (she is known for her use of the English language) this horse have more than Manchester United striker??“
“I will tell you what this horse have more than a Manchester United striker “ The footballer said in a disinterested tone of voice”
This horse get paid millions of pounds to do what you said that if you ever catch me doing YOU will remove all my BALLS including the one I play WITH.
