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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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As already been revealed many dressage Divas overcame the FEI censorship over bling and glitter in the dressage arena by the procedure known as Vajazlling. As dressage is all about image style and beauty some male competitors felt that in order to compete with the Divas on equal terms they should use similar methods in similar regions for similar purposes .
The process is still in its embryonic stage and so far has not gained an official recognition or official name there are suggestions for it to be called “Testicdazzle or Dazzlydick or something to this effect. At the moment it is taken up by only few, which for obvious reasons are reluctant to advertise the fact that they support this new adventitious mode of decoration.
During the national championship a top competitor was circling the arena prior to his FREE STYLE test , the public commentator/announcer with his notes in front of him started to relay to the public that this is not just any competitor but a Top Competitor , the competitive successes and accomplishments of this combination are second to none and the spectators are going to be treated to the most “ DAZZLING “ display of free style .
The test in matter of fact was as expected an outstanding performance of choreography intertwining with music sprinkled with technical excellence.
On leaving the arena the crowd erupted in ovations and the commentator in the most unrestrained manner announced that that was the most “DAZZLING” display ever seen in a dressage arena , it can only be described as “DAAAAAAAAAAAZZLING !!! no other word can describe what we have just witnessed” .
Later that night Top Competitor approached his wife and asked “did you fill the autobiography form???”
“YES “ she said.
To which he responded “When it requested on the autobiography form as much information as possible , I don’t think they meant THAT KIND OF INFORMATION dear “
The process is still in its embryonic stage and so far has not gained an official recognition or official name there are suggestions for it to be called “Testicdazzle or Dazzlydick or something to this effect. At the moment it is taken up by only few, which for obvious reasons are reluctant to advertise the fact that they support this new adventitious mode of decoration.
During the national championship a top competitor was circling the arena prior to his FREE STYLE test , the public commentator/announcer with his notes in front of him started to relay to the public that this is not just any competitor but a Top Competitor , the competitive successes and accomplishments of this combination are second to none and the spectators are going to be treated to the most “ DAZZLING “ display of free style .
The test in matter of fact was as expected an outstanding performance of choreography intertwining with music sprinkled with technical excellence.
On leaving the arena the crowd erupted in ovations and the commentator in the most unrestrained manner announced that that was the most “DAZZLING” display ever seen in a dressage arena , it can only be described as “DAAAAAAAAAAAZZLING !!! no other word can describe what we have just witnessed” .
Later that night Top Competitor approached his wife and asked “did you fill the autobiography form???”
“YES “ she said.
To which he responded “When it requested on the autobiography form as much information as possible , I don’t think they meant THAT KIND OF INFORMATION dear “
