Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Black eye

Black eye
A man was leaning on the bar at the Half Moon pub  in Hartpury  ,Gloucester . He was supporting a beautiful  black eye and a fat lip.
The barman  while pouring the drink  inquired  “ So your wife  is taking part in the big dressage festival down the road”
“Yea” was the reply
The barman continued  “and you told her how her test WENT”
“Yyyessssse”  the man mumbled.
The barman  “I see it every year”  and he moved  on  to take care of his other  clients.
Next day   same pub , same man  but with two black eyes.
Barman takes one look and says  “YOU  DRESSAGE HUSBANDS  YOU  NEVER LEARN DO YOU !!”