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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Black eye
Black eye
A man was leaning on the bar at the Half Moon pub in Hartpury ,Gloucester . He was supporting a beautiful black eye and a fat lip.
The barman while pouring the drink inquired “ So your wife is taking part in the big dressage festival down the road”
“Yea” was the reply
The barman continued “and you told her how her test WENT”
“Yyyessssse” the man mumbled.
The barman “I see it every year” and he moved on to take care of his other clients.
Next day same pub , same man but with two black eyes.
Barman takes one look and says “YOU DRESSAGE HUSBANDS YOU NEVER LEARN DO YOU !!”
A man was leaning on the bar at the Half Moon pub in Hartpury ,Gloucester . He was supporting a beautiful black eye and a fat lip.
The barman while pouring the drink inquired “ So your wife is taking part in the big dressage festival down the road”
“Yea” was the reply
The barman continued “and you told her how her test WENT”
“Yyyessssse” the man mumbled.
The barman “I see it every year” and he moved on to take care of his other clients.
Next day same pub , same man but with two black eyes.
Barman takes one look and says “YOU DRESSAGE HUSBANDS YOU NEVER LEARN DO YOU !!”
