Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Dads money

Dad’s money
Dressage husband was going through one of these periodical insecure  sessions  , he accepted the reality  that  he is not very high on the list  of who  or what  would  be rescued  first in case of a house fire , how ever knowing it and accepting it are not the same .
For years he put  with the love and affection  bestowed on  horses ,trainers ,vets  ,the dressage boys etc. etc. etc. But now  at this very moment  he    needed the reassurance  that all   men need  not least a Dressage husband.  And in one of the most inappropriate moment in a Dressage Diva’s life,  just when  she was on the verge of  inner union with her stallion,  Dressage Husband asked  “Darling would you have married me  EVEN    if my father have  not given me  £10  millions  as a  21st birth day gift “
From the look on her face and body language  (very important this body language thing) it was clear that in moments of  inner union with her stallion   the last thing on her mind is some hypothetical irrelevant questions  , her reply was “I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAM  WHO GAVE YOU THE MONEY”.
Well he knows now