Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Disappointing Ride

There was a new  Dressage Husband on the seen, to every ones surprise  it was not the usual kind, unlike all other Dressage Husband  he did not fetch , carry  or dance around to his Dressage  Diva’s  tune. In spite  of every ones prediction he lasted longer then  anticipated .  During the Meyrscough  premier league show    a delegate  was sent by the  committee of  the “ international    Dressage Husbands  club” to   find  the secret of  the   relationship  between   that Diva and her Dressage Husband.
His explanation was that he may not be so special in the  daily mundane  chores  of boot cleaning  hay net filling etc.   but  when it comes  to  the rare moments of intimacy between  them  he is like a well trained talented  stallion  ready and able to answer all his mistresses demands  with a swinging back and athletic movement.
“Such as ?” the other husbands inquired .
“My wife only has to hint   and I know what her wishes are  ,   she clicks  and I quicken , whoooo boy   ,and I take my time , work in hand  is not limited to horses only , for every eventuality  I  am able to give her the best of rides”
The other husbands listened carefully and then  one  asked “and what if she comes out with a comment like   this  mare  needs working   longer and deeper  what do you do then”
“Ahaa     that's the only  time  she is for a disappointing  RIDE “   the new Dressage Husband  replied .