Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Life is still not fair

Life is still  not fair
 
Junior  Trainer  was  discussing with Senior Trainer      again  the unfairness of life , the main issues to his dissatisfaction were the quality of horses available to him  to ride   and the treatment and respect  offered to Senior Trainer  in contrast to what is shown    to him. 
He pointed out that  Senior Trainer  was held in great esteem,  revered like GOD  with the best horses available for him to ride, Junior  was miffed  that non of this  respect  was  directed  towards him  with the benefits that follows.
Senior Trainer  listened and then  said  that it is not as bad as Junior present it  and yes because he is older and wiser many   rightly treat  him as the almighty  but Junior  does command  much  respect  and some treat him as  near  to God   as possible they treat him as JESUS   and then he added  “BUT YOU REMEMBER WHAT  JESUS USED TO RIDE”