Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Life is not fair

Life is not fair
Old trainer  took one of his clients,    a  new  comer to   the sport,  to the PSI   sales for a little  introduction  of   nose around  to the world of dressage.
The new guy showed little emotions and looked un impressed from the razz matazz  and the happenings  until  one of the horses  , a chestnut mare , started to attract  significantly high bids.
When the bids reached  £780000   the new comer  turned to the old trainer  and said  “no horse is worth that sort of money  what does they see in her?”
The old trainer  pointed to him  to observe the rear end of the horse  “ look how strong it is  ,watch how she move and wriggle it about  like a sexy woman , it is beauty  in size, that why they all bidding for it “
“That's really not fair  “  the new comer  replied  “Her at home looks just the same from behind  I    doubt if I get a  tenner  for her  on the open market”