Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Dressage relationship

A dressage husband returns home after a long day in the office  and  announces to his Diva that that his mate  Paul from work is coming for supper and will be arriving in about an hour , the wife the  Dressage Diva gave him one of her special sideways looks  and said “WHAT TONIGHT???”
“How could you, the sink is full with dishes  you have not   done yesterday, the  ponies are still out , the arena must be levelled before Senior Trainer comes   first thing tomorrow morning to help work out how to do rising  in the BD   Halt walk  free style  test   and you  know I don't do cooking  when I am focussing for a  dressage competition”
“Absolutely dear  absolutely  that's why I have invited him for diner to night “ Dressage  Husband replied .
“IS HE GOING TO HELP YOU CLEAN MY BOOTS  while sharing a beer ?  ”Dressage Diva  said sarcastically.
“I sure hope so “ Husband replied again
Dressage Diva  in a petulant tone of voice “ So inconsiderate of you !! with all the pressure I am going through  of new rules ,  having to get fit enough for  rising trot , HOW COULD YOU DO IT TO ME???”.
“It has nothing to do with you it is for him”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING TO DO WITH ME  ?????????????” Dressage Diva  questioned with a tone of surprised amazement.
“Well dear it is like this,  Paul  mentioned this morning that he  has  a  girl friend  who  is into dressage like  you my wife and he is going to propose to her over the week end , I thought it will only be sportingly fair to invite him for supper  at our house  ”