Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Voice from above

During the cold weather a Polish worker  in England  decided to do what they always do in Poland during the winter, he will go ice fishing.  As everywhere was covered with snow he looked for a flat icy area and settled for his fishing.

This guy takes out an auger and starts drilling.
Suddenly there is a LOUD VOICE  from some where: There's no fish here.
Polish guy goes to another spot and drills.
LOUD VOICE  again: There's no fish there either.
Guy tries a third spot.
LOUD VOICE  again: Nope. Not there either.

Guy, getting a little nervous and he asks  "Are you God?”
LOUD VOICE : No. I'm a dressage rider and it is my arena you are  b,,,y drilling in!