Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

New recruit induction

Senior trainers new  recruit, the young girl  that moved from Marco de Graber yard for a new position of authority  and appreciation  at Senior Trainers yard , was  greeted by
Senior trainers     assistant  Junior trainer  took the new recruit for an induction tour around the yard,
While they were inspecting the tack room  the  young lady aske Junior Trainer  as to  “what do you reckons my duties will be ?”
“Pretty much the same as at Marcos yard I imagine”  Junior said
“aaah “ she exclaimed “so will it be ok to hang my cloths on this saddle horse” .
Junior Trainer  continued in the induction and explained to the new recruit “There is  way to  handle Senior  Trainers  indiscreet advances “
“HOW, HOW “ she asked
“As soon as you take your cloths off I will show you  “ Junior  trainer concluded